parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

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lucifers-timelords:

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

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"Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight."

"Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa (via claire-luisa)

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